Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Funny Story: Installing a Husband

Here is a funny little story for the ladies out there to enjoy....


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
Distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Hunting 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.

What can I do?



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note
that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1..0.
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking
3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

I hope that you enjoyed reading that. Written by someone by the name of Anonymous. Man, he/she/it does a lot of posting on the internet thats for sure!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Foam RC Harrier Jumpjet

I never heard of Guanli as a rc model kit manufactuer until this year when I kept checking out websites such as Nitro Planes and Banana Hobby.

This is now something that I want to get ahold of sometime this year. And I would love to be able to modify it to do what you can see it doing in the video below.

It appears that there is a foam kit of the British Harrier jump jet out there and one individual has manage to figure out a way to make it take off and land vertical. And from the video, its using (4) brushless lifting motors. The type that are used in small, indoor flying helicopters. He also has three gyros and sensors.

Japan Quake Before/After Images. Possible Reactor Meltdown Taking Place

On, there was a photo article that has before and after aerial images of the region following this huge earthquake disaster.

Andrew Kesper used Google map images to create this report. Please visit the website link below to view these pictures.

Then this report from Michelle about possible nuclear reactor meltdown taking place at the Fukushima #1 reactor.

Then there is this third Tsunami earthquake news item I came across. Video of the tsunami hitting the Sendai Airport. The Sendai airport is in the Miyagi Prefecture, in the northeast area of Japan. This puts it close to the epicenter of the 8.9-magnitude earthquake that sparked the tsunami. Any airplanes that were on the tarmac were either cover up by the water or washed away by the tsunami.

While it is a small airport, it has been heavily damaged and it has caused the Japanese government to cut back or even halt all Transpacific flights for now.

1. "Japan Earthqake: before and after" by Andrew Kesper.(
2. Michelle March 12, 2011. (
3. Newsfeed Time. "Video: Tsunami Waves Flood Japan's Sendai Airport" by Eric Skarda. March 13, 2011.(